Your Beltane Blogger has just noticed that the pub performance Bag-person is trying to cause chaos and confusion in the universe, by doing two successive pub outs in two weeks at TWO CHURCH HOUSE INNs! (Both of them equally wonderful, btw). What foul intention could this be - to send us to the wrong one on the wrong day, or just make our heads explode so we don’t come to either?!

But do not allow this wicked Baggins to confuse or distract you! Stay strong. Beat them at their own game, and come to both!! This Thursday, it’s The Church House Inn in Holne who are gracefully letting us trample their tarmac, and next week (on Friday) it’s their namesake in Stokeinteignhead.

With your help, we can be victorious. See you there!